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  • me:

    we should go bra shopping together so you can pick me out something nice

  • my girlfriend:

    you'll have to shop in the kids section

  • me:

  • my girlfriend:

    compared to me, you'd have to

  • me:

  • my girlfriend:

    oh baby

  • me:

  • my girlfriend:

    oi bitch

  • me:

  • my girlfriend:

    you know what, tomorrow I'm gonna give you my cold

  • I HATE HER SO MUCH

  • Love you too, baby <3

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